Are You Kidding!!!!!

what goes up and down the stairs without moving

what question can you never say “yes” to?

why don’t lobsters share?

what do you serve but don’t eat?

what kind of room has no doors and no windows?

give it food it lives give it water it dies.

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th,  yet her birthday is in the summer. Hows is this possible?

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?

 He has married many women but has never married. Who is it?

 What goes up but never comes down?

tyler's ABC's

A: is for armadillo which is one of my favorite animals. An accordion as a pretty cool looking instrument.
B: is for bug juice which is one of my favorite drink. Bees are the type of bugs that i strongly don’t like.
C: is for camping which i love to do.
D: is for driving which so fun to do because my dad lets me practice before i get my permit. Ducks are my favorite animal of all time.
E: is for earthquake is what i slept through in california when i was four years old.
F: is for farming, which is what i was born doing because thats the place i get to see my family every saturday in the summer.
G: is for gatorade is another one of my favorite drinks because my mom makes me drink it as much as possible and i don’t drink so much water.
H: is for heights which i am very scared of ever sense i was little i have been scared of heights and they give me the chills.
I: is for igloo, because when i was seven years old me and my dad built one and did not let any one but us in side.
J: journey is one of my favorite bands, because their songs are about life, like your climbing a mountain and do stop climbing.
K: kentucky is where i want to live when I’m older because it doesn’t get to cold and not a lot of snow.
L: lions, because when i was five i went to the zoo and i roared at the lions and they roared back which was really cool.
M: magic the gathering, because it is one of my favorite games of all time.
N: nose job because my aunt got one.
O: Oreo cookies are my favorite kind of cookies besides home made cookies.
P: parties because they are so much fun.
Q: quarters because i use to collect them for every state on the back of them.
R: robert because its my middle name and my dads first name.
S: sorry because i am king at that game. star frontears is another game i like to play when i go camping with my friends.
T: tyler because its my name. texting is something I always do.
U: unacceptable because my mom thinks a D is unacceptable.
V: violin because my cousin can play one.
W: wrestling because it is my favorite sport. writing is something that I don’t like to do.
X: X-mas is my favorite time of the year.
Y: yorkshire terrier because they are so anoying cause they get in the way when your doing something.
Z: zyrtec helps me get rid of my stuffy nose.

My Favorite Class

My favorite class was wood shop because it was a hands on class and it helped me find what i like to do. It changed my life because in all the other classes all we do is just sit there and listen to the teachers talking for six hours of the day and just waste time doing nothing and it gets really boring if you just sit there and then the class makes the kids uninterested in the class. The kind of teachers I like are the ones who make the class interesting or fun and not boring and make us sit for a long time. 

The best teacher i have ever had was in elementary school she was the most coolest teacher because she was very nice and she made the class easy cause she let us work with partners and she would never yell at us or give us a ton of home work and if we needed help she would put the question in better understanding so we get what their asking. She was a funny teacher and sometimes she would let us go outside for free time. She had us do a mini economy and it was so fun and we had a bank and me and my friends saved in that money over two thousand dollars and we made a record in the class, we were the richest in the whole school.     

In 10 Years

In ten years I hope to be living in an apartment with my best friend or maybe my girl friend and sharing the rent with that person. The place I would like to be living is kentucky or tennessee because you would get very little snow and it does not get to cold and gets pretty hot there. 

I would get around in a four wheel drive GMC diesel pick up truck. I will be working at a engine assemble company for good amount of money. In my spare time I would like to go and visit my grand parents, my mom and dad and I would like to work on my car if it had trouble, or talk to an old friend of mine and go hang out with them, or go to the movies and see a movie that looks really good to see with friends, or go camping with my girl friend and our friends and have a party.

Other things I would like to do is go to my grand parents farm and help them grow their food, have some fun out there, ride some quads, go camping out there, climb some trees, make a really cool looking tree house in my back yard and to top it all off build an indoor pool for my house. The thing that I have been wanting to do for a long time is travel to japan because their candy is so good and some of their food is good there to, and go to their theme parks as well.