Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Are You Kidding!!!!!


what goes up and down the stairs without moving

what question can you never say “yes” to?

why don’t lobsters share?

what do you serve but don’t eat?

what kind of room has no doors and no windows?

give it food it lives give it water it dies.

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th,  yet her birthday is in the summer. Hows is this possible?

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?

 He has married many women but has never married. Who is it?

 What goes up but never comes down?

3 comments:

  1. hahaha... yo got some nice words here....... lol hahahahaha very good jokes...i got mostly all of them!!!! ;p

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  2. IM SORRY I LIED THESE JOKES ARE LAME!!!!!!!!LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA JK

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  3. nice jokes even though i couldnt get any of them jk lol

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